Friday, September 5, 2008

Blame Canada

Here is an inside tidbit. I have been hypnotized by lyrics. Each and every song which has any meaningful line in its lyrics, I like whole-heartedly. If you have noted, I posted a few lyrics before. In the same tradition, here are the super-awesome lyrics of Oscar nominated song from South park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, titled 'Blame Canada'

Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!

Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila:
With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies

Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the damn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane:
And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!

Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick:
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue

Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!